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This is my first attempt at doing the wank job as seenon the piratewank community. Ummm...enjoy it, if you can. x.x

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3399826/1/

“Don’t stop what You sexy beast!, are you crazy?” Jack sparrow, Frodo Baggins, Ummm… WTF? and Elizabeth swan were all running from Will turner who seems *slap* to be very mad at Jack. Jack is confused because he doesn’t seem why Will is so mad at him but he guessed *slap* it’s because he and Elizabeth made out in Will’s house. I can’t tell if this is AU or just plain stupid.
“Jack why do you always have to get us in trouble.” Frodo of cores was short so he is a little slow. Ahhh!! A hairy midget is following Jack and Lizzy!
“Frodo my boy this is for a very good reason.”
“Yeah making out with Will’s beloved is the best reason so far.”
“My boy Don’t call him, that, the midget is EVIL! look on the bright side we are still alive.”
“For now.”
“Jack sparrow that is the last time I ever kiss you Suuuure… . Do you know how hard it is to run in a dress?”
“Well take it off then.”
“You, you little fool you think I would do that….I can’t even understand that.”
“Well a girl like you has to consider it.”
“Never!”
So Jack, Frodo, and Elizabeth ran right toward Jack’s ship jumped a board and laughed as William tried to catch up.
“I will get you, Jack sparrow I will get you.”
Jack laugh and headed toward Sponge bob NOOOOO!!!! who was sitting on the steps of the ship.
“Hey you can’t be sitting here what this look like a resting spot. What this look like me speaky no proper english, mate.”
“ummmmm…….. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I need to ask you something Mr. Sparrow sir.”
“Did you just say Mr. Sparrow?”
“Sir. I need to get home can I jump off the diving broad. … I almost assumed he would be refering to a diving BRODE.
“That is not a diving broad it’s called a plank.”
“Oh I new that.”
“Go leave us.”
“Thank you.” So Sponge bob went back home by jumping off the diving broad. THANK GOD.
“Where’s that stupid monkey.” Jack took out is pistol and shot at the monkey of cores it didn’t die so there was know use of trying. Of cores you can’t type to there was know use of trying.
“Sir you know the monkey can’t die.” Harry Potter was one of the first men Jack brought upon his ship. >.< Jesus. Christ.
“Harry Potter you think you know better because you have a waned, A waned? That’s a new one. well that’s nice I really don’t care.”
“It’s broken.”
“Ha-ha-ha. Good it’s about time.” Jack left Harry and went to look at his map in his back room. Elizabeth came in moments later.
“I want to go back and get William.”
“Well don’t we all want to do something in this world?”
“Jack I am serious, you two need to make up.” And have hot man sex because this fic makes NO sense.
“Make up for what you also agreed to it so it’s not like he’s going to be all nice to you.”
“You think you know William like I do well your wrong.” So she’s aware of the affair?
“Maybe it should stay that way.” Go Jack!
“You have know Idea what he’s like.”
“Look here missy I knew his father before you knew what apple WHAT.THE FUCK?! meant okay so if I were you I would leave here and go find your stupid true love and tell him I said thank you for your lovely women like lips.” As compared to Fish like?
“I currently will not tell him that.”  I currently am a robot.
“Oh then I will phone him. Because I have a handy dandy cellular phone right next to my handy dandy notebook. ” Jack walked out. On the ship he went and talked to Mr. Gibes who was drinking.
“Mr. gibes where’s all the rum?”
“You’re asking me. I would think you drank it all.”
“Then what are you drinking.”
“Ha this I found down in the bottom of the ship.”
“Fine I will get my own.” Jack headed down to the bottom of the ship on his way down he saw Elizabeth and boot strap bill making out. Yummy… algae, mollusk and fish.
“Well, well it’s so nice to see boot strap bill turner enjoying himself.”
“Oh Jack ahem excuse me. Elizabeth was just showing me around before I was to creep you out.”
“I see that.” Jack went in the rum room and bill came right behind him. Not satisfied with Lizzy?
“Excuse me I think I am suppose to hand you some rum.”
“Right I forgot.”
Bill handed him a bottle of rum.
“So I guess you came to tell me about the black spot and the kraken.”
“Oh ha yes I am, but it look’s like you already know.”
“Well I do happen to be Jack Sparrow who is in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, dead man’s chest.” …AU? Or once again, just stupid?
“That you are.”
“So I better be going to that weird land with those weird Indians who believe I am a god.”
“Yup and I better leave to, need to do my job.” Which is…?
“Thank you for the rum.”
“Your welcome. Oh tell Elizabeth bye for me.”
“Oh no problem.” Bill disappeared and Jack went to do what he was suppose to, as in gather up the crew for land. But it was too late Davy Jones wasn’t as nice as in the real movie he sent the kraken and it ate the ship and everyone on it in one bit. And Jack’s last words came to me as I watched the ship go down. Because apparently this person is god. Oh, I’d so kill myself!
“Well at least I made out with Elizabeth and I die with my rum.”
William was sitting beside me and he watched the ship go down with happiness.
I asked him if he was okay he just said he was happy that he didn’t have to kill them. Do I see a connection to Fatal Attraction here?
So I guessed that meant he was happy, I was sad I always liked Jack and Elizabeth.
So I guess they went to see Davy Jones after all and Jack didn’t have to get ninny YOU nine souls well the end I guess bye-bye. Thank god that was the end. Don’t think I could have made it through much more of this shit.

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Here they are! Please enjoy and be kind! o.o

25 Sentences 2/03/07
By Shinketsu_Karasu

1. To anyone else who could have seen Gunter in his lacey underwear (compliments of Jennifer), it would have seemed downright scandalous. But to Gwendal, it was just plain sexy.
2. The advisor looked back on his first memory of meeting Gwendal with a small laugh. His first meeting with the black haired man had been when they were children, and Gunter had nearly run away in terror.
3. Blood dripped from Gunters pale fingertips as Gwendal carried his wounded body from the carnage of the battlefield.
4. Gunter had once witnessed Wolfram using Yuuri's toothbrush and just out of sheer curiosity, he tried using Gwendals.
5. Gentle hands trailed around Gunters waist as Gwendal put rested his head on the advisors shoulder, confused. "Why are you using MY toothbrush?"
6. "We'll have such cute babies, Gwendal!" Gunter cried in joy as the Grey haired man held up what looked like a plushie cross between the two men.
7. Gunter had turned rather cross when he learned that Gwendal had cut his hair, but what Conrad had neglected to tell him was that it was merely a trim to the ends.
8. There was a note on Gwendals desk with a strawberry attached to it, reading "Happy Birthday!" (this is from my upcoming fic, be afraid!)
9. Scissors were useful for helping to cut lose strings off of plushies, however Gunter enjoyed making sure Gwendals uniform was always free of loose strings and that sort of thing. (OCD, maybe? XD)
10. Feather light touches caressed Gwendals sleeping face as Gunter watched him sleep, a peaceful expression on his face.
11. Gwendal let out a small laugh as he watched his lover dart around wearing nothing but the Grey haired males shirt, which hung rather large on his small frame.
12. The stars reflected off of Gunters tears as they rolled down his cheeks, making them seem almost diamond-like in the starlight.
13. Painting his knitting needles pink, braiding his hair and writing poems about him were one thing, but Gwendal drew the line when Gunter suggested they get a heart-shaped bed.
14. The pale haired Mazoku pulled his cape tighter around himself as the eerie blue light bounced off the tile floor of the ruined castle. (Don't ask, it just seemed interesting to have him randomly walking around in the ruins of an old castle or something O.o)
15. A book of pressed, dried flowers that Gunter had received from Gwendal over the years sat in the drawer of his nightstand, ready to be flipped through in the evening as usual.
16. One violet eye peered through the advisors hair as he came to the surface of the water to breathe, watching Gwendal as he silently moved into the water to be closer to him.
17. Gwendal held his fair haired lover in his arms as the rain poured down from the sky around them, soaking them, although they were too wrapped in each others arms to care.
18. A small mountain of letters, presents and candy sat on Gunters desk almost like clockwork every Valentines Day from the male admirers around the castle, much to Gwendals displeasure.
19. Gwendals head was swimming with ideas now that he had his advisor tied to the frame of his large bed. (Muahahahaha!)
20. Fortunately for Gwendal, a certain chocolate eaten by Gunter from his pile had a rather peculiar effect on the lavender haired man, causing him to throw himself on Gwendals desk and demand that he have him right then and there. Gwendal suspected Anissina was behind that one.
21. Yuuri had always heard that a Mazokus sex drive was greater than a humans, but he never verified that until he spent a late night in the study that was right next to Gwendal and Gunters bedroom.
22. The thought had never occurred to the older man that Gunter would actually be frightened enough to crawl into bed with him, but it wasn't like he didn't enjoy the feeling of another warm body next to him.
23. Gunter lost many a shirt to his companion, who, whenever a button stuck on his shirt, quickly bit it off in order to remove the shirt from the Mazokus body.
24. As flamboyant as Gunter was, by far the topic that got him jumping up and down the most was his recent engagement to Gwendal.
25. Inside of the castle library, a book could be found on just about every subject one could think of, but the only subject Gwendal was interested in was the angel spread before him across one of the study tables.

Current Location:
At the computer desk!
Current Mood:
bored bored
Current Music:
Silence... T.T
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Hello everyone, here are my 25 sentences of GwendalxGunter goodess!! I hope you enjoy them!

1. Swimming Late at night, Gwendal and Gunter often went swimming together in the moonlit pools hidden across the forest grounds.
2. Piercing When Gunter decided to go through with piercing his delicate earlobes, Gwendal was the first to buy him a set of cute little heart shaped earrings.
3. Doll When Gunter walked into his lovers room on his first evening back in his body, he was surprised to find that Gwendal had lovingly kept the doll that had housed his soul for that brief moment in time.
4. Flower He had even adorned its hair with a few small flowers.
5. Tissue paper As Gwendal unfolded the tissue paper, he was surprised to see his knitting needles, which had vanished a few days before, now painted a dainty pink.
6. Lips Their lips were drawn together like moths to a flame, and to them they could feel the heat on their faces.
7. Eyelashes Gwendal awoke that morning to the soft butterfly kisses of Gunters eyelashes fluttering across his neck.
8. Ear Muffs Gunter giggled to himself as he noticed Gwendal from his window, wearing the ear muffs he had attempted to make for his beloved, though admittedly they weren’t as well made as Gwendals.
9. Pastel The snowy white of the fabric Gunter had used contrast with Gwendals hair, but it made him look as though he wore a pair of snowballs over his ears.
10. Cupcake Sometimes during the week, Gwendal would walk into his office to see a perfect little cupcake sitting on his desk, a candy heart sitting on its center.
11. A random exclamation A random exclamation or two was not uncommon if one walked by Gwendals bedroom door too late at night.
12. Poison Gwendal always got so nervous whenever Conrad went on a mission because the job of food tester then fell to Gunter, who made sure the Kings food was poison free.
13. Paintbrush "My dear Gwendal, a paintbrush isn't just for paint!" Gunter grinned mischievously, painting a line of warm melted chocolate down Gwendals stomach...
14. Music They moved together slowly to the heavy backbeat of the music.
15. Summer It was a warm summer day when Gwendal finally approached Gunter; his mind set on one thing.
16. Bandage The Grey haired man twitched as he noticed that Gunter had gone the extra mile and had decorated his shallow wound with teddy bear bandages.
17. Stool The stool toppled over as Gwendal pushed Gunter off of it and onto the bed.
18. Wire "So you're saying you pricked your finger on the wire fence and NOW you want me to kiss it?"
19. Spoon As much as Gwendal loved Gunter, he wasn't about to be spoon-fed without a fight.
20. Colours "Gunter, I'm glad you enjoy painting with a lot of colour, but my hair is not bright red!!!"
21. Time The flow of time through the room seemed to stand still has Gwendals hand connected with Gunters cheek.
22. Thread "Alright Gunter, remind me again why we are tied together with red string by our pinkies?"
23. Pin It took all of the self-restraint he had learned in the army to not pin Gunter to the table and ravish him on the spot.
24. Silver As odd as it might have seemed to anyone from the outside, Gwendal still smiled when he found long silvery hairs in his bed sheets or twirled in his hairbrush.
25. Alphabets Gunter still remembered the first time he was taught the alphabet. "And G is for Lord GWENDAL Von Voltaire!"

Anyway, there we go! Enjoy! If you have any questions or comments, feel free to comment! ^_^

Current Location:
At my computer...whats new?
Current Mood:
ecstatic ecstatic
Current Music:
NIghtmare Before Christmas
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The Noise.

It was happening again. Yuuri and Wolfram had been woken up by a small squealing blur jumping into their large four poster and burying herself between the couple. Yuuri moved the sheets back to expose Greta's scared face.

"Its happening again!! The scary noise!! " She cried, moving closer to Yuuri and snuggling his chest. He was surprised Wolfram hadnt put a stop to this sooner, but he suppose Wolfram didnt mind this sort of behavior from his daughter.
In fact, Wolfram had already vacated his side of the bed and was holding his sword.

"This would make it the third occurence this week," He said angrily as Yuuri quickly stood next to him. "We'll find out where its coming from this time!"

Yuuri nodded and followed the blonde as he strode from the room, Greta walking quietly next to the demon king as well. The three walked along the dark corridors, uncertain of what they might find prowling the halls this late at night. Left, right, left, left, right. The young king had no idea how Wolfram could remember the way to Gretas room, especially when it was so late, and he was so tired.

The double black ran into his fiancee rather suddenly as he stopped completely in the middle of the hall outside the childs room. Yuuri watched the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end as Wolfram turned to face him. A small blush had crept across his cheeks, and that was when Yuuri began to hear the "monster".

" Ahhh...Yes.... ohhh... Gwendal..... I'm coming......Gwendal!!!"

Wolfram visably twitched at the sound of his brothers name.

" Oh no!! It has Uncle Gunter and Uncle Gwendal!!! What do we do?!" Greta cried unhappily, trying to plug her ears. "The monsters gonna eat them!!"

A low resounding growl echoed along the stone walls as they heard Gunter moan again. Wolfram looked rather ill.

" I think," He said softly, taking Gretas hand in one and Yuuris in the other, "That they can defeat that monster on there own."

"Yeah," The demon king added, trying to rid himself of an embarassed blush at catching the lovers at such an odd time. "Your uncle Gwendal can eat monsters for breakfast!"

As the three walked back to Yuuri and Woflrams bedroom, the rather flustered demon king made a mental note to remind everyone just how much the baths in this castle echo. He sighed. Breakfast the next morning would certainly be awkward...

The End.
This was my first KKM fic, so be nice! ^_^ C/C appreciated, however.
Shinketsu_karasu@yahoo.com

Current Location:
Listening outside the bathroom door...
Current Mood:
horny horny
Current Music:
Gwendal and Gunters noise...
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OMG I was on the G&G community today, and they have some of the sexiest art and fics!!!!! -drooooool- Just thought I'd annouce that, not that anyone reads this junk. XD Go read some Gwendal&Gunter goodness my dears!! The authers rock my little black socks!!!!
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