Mrs. · Musashi · Naki

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3399826/1/

“Don’t stop what You sexy beast!, are you crazy?” Jack sparrow, Frodo Baggins, Ummm… WTF? and Elizabeth swan were all running from Will turner who seems *slap* to be very mad at Jack. Jack is confused because he doesn’t seem why Will is so mad at him but he guessed *slap* it’s because he and Elizabeth made out in Will’s house. I can’t tell if this is AU or just plain stupid.
“Jack why do you always have to get us in trouble.” Frodo of cores was short so he is a little slow. Ahhh!! A hairy midget is following Jack and Lizzy!
“Frodo my boy this is for a very good reason.”
“Yeah making out with Will’s beloved is the best reason so far.”
“My boy Don’t call him, that, the midget is EVIL! look on the bright side we are still alive.”
“For now.”
“Jack sparrow that is the last time I ever kiss you Suuuure… . Do you know how hard it is to run in a dress?”
“Well take it off then.”
“You, you little fool you think I would do that….I can’t even understand that.”
“Well a girl like you has to consider it.”
“Never!”
So Jack, Frodo, and Elizabeth ran right toward Jack’s ship jumped a board and laughed as William tried to catch up.
“I will get you, Jack sparrow I will get you.”
Jack laugh and headed toward Sponge bob NOOOOO!!!! who was sitting on the steps of the ship.
“Hey you can’t be sitting here what this look like a resting spot. What this look like me speaky no proper english, mate.”
“ummmmm…….. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I need to ask you something Mr. Sparrow sir.”
“Did you just say Mr. Sparrow?”
“Sir. I need to get home can I jump off the diving broad. … I almost assumed he would be refering to a diving BRODE. ”
“That is not a diving broad it’s called a plank.”
“Oh I new that.”
“Go leave us.”
“Thank you.” So Sponge bob went back home by jumping off the diving broad. THANK GOD.
“Where’s that stupid monkey.” Jack took out is pistol and shot at the monkey of cores it didn’t die so there was know use of trying. Of cores you can’t type to there was know use of trying.
“Sir you know the monkey can’t die.” Harry Potter was one of the first men Jack brought upon his ship. >.< Jesus. Christ.
“Harry Potter you think you know better because you have a waned, A waned? That’s a new one. well that’s nice I really don’t care.”
“It’s broken.”
“Ha-ha-ha. Good it’s about time.” Jack left Harry and went to look at his map in his back room. Elizabeth came in moments later.
“I want to go back and get William.”
“Well don’t we all want to do something in this world?”
“Jack I am serious, you two need to make up.” And have hot man sex because this fic makes NO sense.
“Make up for what you also agreed to it so it’s not like he’s going to be all nice to you.”
“You think you know William like I do well your wrong.” So she’s aware of the affair?
“Maybe it should stay that way.” Go Jack!
“You have know Idea what he’s like.”
“Look here missy I knew his father before you knew what apple WHAT.THE FUCK?! meant okay so if I were you I would leave here and go find your stupid true love and tell him I said thank you for your lovely women like lips.” As compared to Fish like?
“I currently will not tell him that.”  I currently am a robot.
“Oh then I will phone him. Because I have a handy dandy cellular phone right next to my handy dandy notebook. ” Jack walked out. On the ship he went and talked to Mr. Gibes who was drinking.
“Mr. gibes where’s all the rum?”
“You’re asking me. I would think you drank it all.”
“Then what are you drinking.”
“Ha this I found down in the bottom of the ship.”
“Fine I will get my own.” Jack headed down to the bottom of the ship on his way down he saw Elizabeth and boot strap bill making out. Yummy… algae, mollusk and fish.
“Well, well it’s so nice to see boot strap bill turner enjoying himself.”
“Oh Jack ahem excuse me. Elizabeth was just showing me around before I was to creep you out.”
“I see that.” Jack went in the rum room and bill came right behind him. Not satisfied with Lizzy?
“Excuse me I think I am suppose to hand you some rum.”
“Right I forgot.”
Bill handed him a bottle of rum.
“So I guess you came to tell me about the black spot and the kraken.”
“Oh ha yes I am, but it look’s like you already know.”
“Well I do happen to be Jack Sparrow who is in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, dead man’s chest.” …AU? Or once again, just stupid?
“That you are.”
“So I better be going to that weird land with those weird Indians who believe I am a god.”
“Yup and I better leave to, need to do my job.” Which is…?
“Thank you for the rum.”
“Your welcome. Oh tell Elizabeth bye for me.”
“Oh no problem.” Bill disappeared and Jack went to do what he was suppose to, as in gather up the crew for land. But it was too late Davy Jones wasn’t as nice as in the real movie he sent the kraken and it ate the ship and everyone on it in one bit. And Jack’s last words came to me as I watched the ship go down. Because apparently this person is god. Oh, I’d so kill myself!
“Well at least I made out with Elizabeth and I die with my rum.”
William was sitting beside me and he watched the ship go down with happiness.
I asked him if he was okay he just said he was happy that he didn’t have to kill them. Do I see a connection to Fatal Attraction here?
So I guessed that meant he was happy, I was sad I always liked Jack and Elizabeth.
So I guess they went to see Davy Jones after all and Jack didn’t have to get ninny YOU nine souls well the end I guess bye-bye. Thank god that was the end. Don’t think I could have made it through much more of this shit.

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